Random thought #6

July 17, 2007

I theorize that collective mentality is making time pass faster. If everyone stops “thinking” the time is passing quickly then it won’t.


The uncompliment

June 10, 2007

I want people to stop calling me cool as if it were the only good thing about me. I’d rather be smart or funny or charming. Cool is worse than being a liar to me. Cool is nearly completely void of any compliment.

Stop calling me cool. I don’t want to hear it.

I’m not going to lie. Bike messengers are hot and got just a little bit hotter ‘cuz of this:

Random thought #5

February 15, 2007

So I was wondering…

Are we not supposed to notice that Nicholas Cage has hair now?