Found! One bottle of unopened Jagermeister… that doesn’t belong to me
November 12, 2006
i knocked down my octopus print behind the stove today. i pulled out the stove and found the most disgusting shit ever. dead roach, fur, dust, 12 pens, a dried up pack of tartar sauce and some other really nasty shit.
i also found an unopened bottle of jagermeister! i’m not sure if i should try it. it’s really dusty. but again, it’s unopened. it belonged to the tenant before me, but again it’s unopened. the seal has not been broken.
oh, the dilemma!