Found! One bottle of unopened Jagermeister… that doesn’t belong to me

November 12, 2006

i knocked down my octopus print behind the stove today. i pulled out the stove and found the most disgusting shit ever. dead roach, fur, dust, 12 pens, a dried up pack of tartar sauce and some other really nasty shit.

i also found an unopened bottle of jagermeister! i’m not sure if i should try it. it’s really dusty. but again, it’s unopened. it belonged to the tenant before me, but again it’s unopened. the seal has not been broken.

oh, the dilemma!


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